Shhhh! Quiet in Church!

[Pam]

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."

[Jude]

Out of the mouth of babes... :D

[Gail]

and sometimes very true. :D

[smkymtngrl]

Eeesh! Reminds me of my dear grandfather actually snoring once...:o how embarrassing!

[PBPan]

:musicnote he he he he

Thanks!

[Jeannie]

a woman, with whom I used to work the night shift, told a very funny story. Being the good Southern Baptist girl that she was, she would never miss going to church even if she had worked the night before. One morning she kept falling asleep and several times she nearly fell out of the pew and into the center isle. Had it not been for her husband's gentle tug back up. One final time he almost missed her and grabbed not quite so gently. As she was not quite awake she yelled out " Leave me the XXXX XXXX alone I'm trying to sleep here." At this point she did wake up and was quite red.

[Dawn]

:laugh3: