The Joys(?) of Marriage

[Pam]

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest dayof her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is
the groom wearing black?"


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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
:chef:

[smkymtngrl]

rofl

How true!!

[Don]

Originally posted by Pam
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
:chef: Hehe... they also didn't have to deal with the whole toilet seat and toothpaste tube issues ;)

[Pam]

I wonder if they argued about fig leaves?

"It's your turn to go get new, clean fig leaves".

"No it's not, I climbed the tree last time, it's your turn!"

:lwink: