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Jude
03-11-2004, 09:05 AM
CHURCH SERVICE AND BULLETIN BLOOPERS:


**Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

**For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

**Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at side entrance.

**The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Smith, sin of Rev. and Mrs. John Smith.

**This afternoon there will be Baptismal Meetings in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

**Tuesday at 6pm there will be an Ice Cream Social. All ladies giving milk, please come early.

**This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

**Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and do so at that time.

**The Ladies' Auxiliary have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement this Saturday.

**Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members, and to the deterioration of some older ones.

**The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the Choir.

**At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be, "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

**The Associate Minister unveiled his new giving campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped my pledge -- up yours."

**The Preacher will give his farewell message, after which the Choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy."

**The 8th Graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

**Potluck Supper this Thursday night. Prayer and medication to follow.

**Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.


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Dawn
03-11-2004, 09:16 AM
Jude, those were hilarious! Thanks for sharing them with us!
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Gail
03-11-2004, 09:16 AM
:D I've seen them before but they are still very funny reading again.:lwink:

PBPan
03-11-2004, 11:37 AM
This was great ! Very funny indeed!! Thank you for sharing, it totally made my day. :jumper:

AnnaA
03-12-2004, 07:03 AM
Thanks TXJude, what classics!

Particularly the one about Hamlet and the "What is Hell?

They say laughter is the best medicine, you just gave me a good dose.

Keep it up