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Jude
08-27-2004, 11:24 AM
After a rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched through her kitchen window as her two little boys played in the puddles.

The older of the two boys, a five year old, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.

As the younger boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother ran to the yard in a panic.

"Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she asked as she shook the older boy in anger.

"We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said. "I was baptizing him in the name of the Father, and the Son, and in the hole-he-goes."

:angel: :angel:

starlasue
08-27-2004, 11:29 AM
:laugh3:

:handofgod Never know about kids and what they learn! Thanks for the chuckle!

Peace
starlasue

Irishrose
08-27-2004, 11:32 AM
That is too funny!

That is as good as the little girl that told her mother that she thought it was wonderful that Mother Mary loved grapes.

"Grapes?" her mother asked.

"Yes", the little girl said. "you know, Holy Mary, Mother of Grapes"

:love:

PBPan
08-27-2004, 03:40 PM
Out of the mouths of babes!!!



*rofl* Thanks for the laugh rofl

AngelsMailroom
08-27-2004, 05:23 PM
Although I can't remember alot, I do remember truly honestly thinking as a kid that the prayer that I said was the correct way, til mom kept laughing and I couldn't imagine why, when I said "Hail Mary, Full of Grapes, the landlord is with thee....." :laff2: