T-Shirts

[Stephanie]

A Washington Post Columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting WOMENS t-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.


I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.


MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.


I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.


BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.


EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.


CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.


(On the front) . . .60 IS NOT OLD. (On the back) . . IF YOU'RE A TREE.


I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.


AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.


LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.


PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!


IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.


EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.


KEEP STARING.... I MAY DO A TRICK.


DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.


MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.


LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WON'T HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.

[Jude]

Thanks for the chuckle, Clasclar!

:D rofl :D

[unicorn91432]

rofl

Some of those hit a little too close to home, Clasclar, but thanks for the laugh!

:D Unicorn

[CarolynB]

rofl Oh my!
rofl

[PBPan]

Clasclar you rock!!!

Thanks for the awesome laugh!

Definite good one :) :musicnote

rofl

[Dawn]

:laugh3: Thanks, Clasclar...those were great! :thumbsup:

[czechchick3]

I still like to wear my "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt when I walk alone. I started wearing it when my "Gone Crazy, Back Later" sweatshirt wore out.

[Gail]

Since we are never "alone", who knows who the stupid one you are with is? :D

[Stephanie]

:laugh3: Ohh interesting twist ;) Clasclar

[czechchick3]

The stupid one is the little voice in my head that keeps me out of trouble. The one that says "Now Nancy, you really don't want to say that mean thing to that thoughtless person, he's only having a bad day." or the one that tells me, "Yes, all your hard work is worth it, after all, it's for the Cub Scouts!" It's the little voice that won't let me say "NO", when all I want is time to MYSELF! It's the voice that tells me that we don't start living, till we start giving.

[Gail]

Hey, I think I know that person too! :hmm:

[Don]

Ahhh... a great way to start out a Monday. Thanks!

[Sabine]

:laff: :laff2: rofl :laff2: :laff: