Have Some Chocolate

[unicorn91432]

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
SAFER: Can I help with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be over-reacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

And remember this: Money talks....but Chocolate sings!

:musicnote :musicnote

[CarolynB]

:laff2: :thumbsup:

[Jude]

I love it! :laff2:

I'm giving a copy of it to my husband at this very moment! :lwink:

[Sabine]

Love it :thumbsup:

[Irish rose]

OH GOD HOW I DO LOVE CHOCOLATE.i would even trade my husband in for shares in a chocolate factory ha ha.


chocolately yours ROSE