Colonoscopy humor

[Sabine]

Pam, and moderators...I hope this is clean enough. If not, feel free to delete the post :hmm:

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was
performing their colonoscopies:,,

,1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay.",,

,, And the best one of them all...,,

,13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."
:laff:

[Gail]

Funny. :)

Sometimes I can't help myself and when somebody says something to me that needs a funny punch line, I blurt it out.

A few days ago a man came up to my desk at the library and he had a 40 cent fine for a late book. He went through his wallet and pants and only found 3 pennies. He commented with a smile, "I just came back from the doctor and he cleaned me out". Thankfully he didn't hear my quiet reply, "colonoscopy?"

[czechchick3]

I told my Dr I had heard his motto was "In your end, I'm your friend".

You can make all the jokes about this you want, I had 3 pre-cancerouse polyps removed and I URGE you to go through the horrible prep and GET THE TEST. I was only 37 years old at the time and it was the best test I ever had. The got the buggers before I even woke up and it was OVER! Had I not had this done, I would probably not be here to tell you, get the test!

[Sabine]

czechchick3, thanks for posting your experience. I hope that a lot of people will get over their fear, and just have the procedure. It saves a lot of lives. We're glad you're here with us :love: