unicorn91432
11-04-2005, 09:48 AM
I received this via email. It gave me a laugh. I hope it will brighten your day.
IF you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this
will bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are
from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not
scripted and not as dull as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host
asking the questions, of course.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. (Paul Lynde): If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you
be?
A. (Charley Weaver): Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. (George Gobel): Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes
Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that
he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. (Rose Marie): No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. (Charley Weaver): My sense of decency.
Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. (George Gobel): I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. (Paul Lynde): Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get
any during the first year?
A. (Charley Weaver): Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. (Marty Allen): Only after lights out.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. (Paul Lynde): Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant?
A. (Paul Lynde): Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. (Charley Weaver): I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. (Paul Lynde): Point and Laugh.
http://www.friendscommunities.org/images/smilies/eek2.gif Off-colored jokes??? What off-colored jokes? I didn't see any off-colored jokes!http://www.friendscommunities.org/images/smile/angel.gif
Unicorn
IF you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this
will bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are
from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not
scripted and not as dull as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host
asking the questions, of course.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. (Paul Lynde): If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you
be?
A. (Charley Weaver): Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. (George Gobel): Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes
Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that
he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. (Rose Marie): No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. (Charley Weaver): My sense of decency.
Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. (George Gobel): I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. (Paul Lynde): Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get
any during the first year?
A. (Charley Weaver): Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. (Marty Allen): Only after lights out.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. (Paul Lynde): Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant?
A. (Paul Lynde): Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. (Charley Weaver): I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. (Paul Lynde): Point and Laugh.
http://www.friendscommunities.org/images/smilies/eek2.gif Off-colored jokes??? What off-colored jokes? I didn't see any off-colored jokes!http://www.friendscommunities.org/images/smile/angel.gif
Unicorn