Yardbird
09-17-2001, 06:27 PM
One Day, three men were walking and unexpectedly came upon a large, raging violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.
The first man prayed to God, saying "Please, God, give me the strength to cross this river!" Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please, God, give me the strength... and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat, and he was able to cross the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God, saying "Please, God, give me the strength, the tools... and intelligence to cross this river." Poof!
God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
The first man prayed to God, saying "Please, God, give me the strength to cross this river!" Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please, God, give me the strength... and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat, and he was able to cross the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God, saying "Please, God, give me the strength, the tools... and intelligence to cross this river." Poof!
God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.