Church Signs

[Jude]

CHURCH SIGNS


**No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace

**Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!

**Try our Sundays. They're better than Baskin-Robbins.

**Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

**An ad for a church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads:

"For fast relief, take two tablets"

**Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!

**Some people are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are

**God so loved the world that He did NOT send a committee

**Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

**When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

**Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

**If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns

**This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing? ---------> (U R)

**Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

[PsyQuestor]

Thanks for the signs ;)

Seen on a billboard on the way to Indianapolis:


"That thing about Love thy Neighbor....I really meant that"
- God

There were some others, and it really helped to keep my spirits high ( pun intended ) on the way to the Indy seminar.

[Jude]

How very timely -- then and now.

[PsyQuestor]

Originally posted by TXJUDE
How very timely -- then and now.

ROFLMAO, you have no idea!

When we were in the line for the seminar there was a certain group of ladies behind us, being very mean hearted. We tried to be empathetic with them, and tell them that we would be meeting up with our group. They were angry because of 'cuts' in line. :rolleyes:

I thought of that sign!

They called over security, thinking I would be upset. I was like, cool someone sane to talk to ( no i didnt' say it, i just thought it really loud ). I explained we all work together on a site, that three of us were holding spots in line while others parked. He was nice and said, well how many? To which we replied there would only be three more coming and they would be arriving late. He was cool with that. Much to the dismay of the nasties behind us.

You should have seen their faces when we got AWESOME seats, held for us by someone really cool and wonderful (( hugs )).

The moral of the lesson? It doesn't matter where you are in line at the seminar, those who are on the other side determine who get messages. Being nice on this side helped to diffuse a potentially BAD situation, and having friends on this side can get you really cool seats :cool2:

[Jude]

All of that negativity for nothing...