Pam
08-03-2001, 09:43 AM
A robber broke into a house in the middle of the night, which was pitch, black.
Suddenly he heard a voice that said, "Jesus is watching you."
"Who is it?" asked the robber.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice replied.
The robber then bumped into a bird cage. The bird said, "Jesus is watching you."
"What is your name?" the robber said relieved.
"My name is spot," the bird said.
"What idiot would name a bird spot?" the robber asked.
"The same idiot who named that pit bull behind you Jesus."
Suddenly he heard a voice that said, "Jesus is watching you."
"Who is it?" asked the robber.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice replied.
The robber then bumped into a bird cage. The bird said, "Jesus is watching you."
"What is your name?" the robber said relieved.
"My name is spot," the bird said.
"What idiot would name a bird spot?" the robber asked.
"The same idiot who named that pit bull behind you Jesus."