Gail
01-19-2007, 11:08 AM
Since I recently retired and reached the senior citizen age, I looked into our local Senior Citizen Center. After checking it out, I decided I'm not ready to be a senior yet.
Especially if this following entertainment story is true. :D
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and
the Amazing Claude was topping the bill.
People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the
meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who
invite two or three people up here to be put
into a trance, I intend to hypnotize
each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude
withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been
in my family for six generations." He began to swing the
watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting.
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ".
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed
back and forth, light gleaming off its polished
surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying
watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the Hypnotist's fingers
and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"SHIT", said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center
Especially if this following entertainment story is true. :D
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and
the Amazing Claude was topping the bill.
People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the
meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who
invite two or three people up here to be put
into a trance, I intend to hypnotize
each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude
withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been
in my family for six generations." He began to swing the
watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting.
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ".
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed
back and forth, light gleaming off its polished
surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying
watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the Hypnotist's fingers
and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"SHIT", said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center