Gail
04-15-2007, 08:17 PM
My popcorn cooking recipe for exercise and health.
First you get a craving for hot buttered popcorn and decide it’s ok to get off the diet for one night. Put the bag in the microwave oven and set the timer. Go downstairs and entertain yourself on the computer while waiting, and anticipate the taste of that hot buttery popcorn.
Whip your head and chair quickly around when the fire alarm, hanging on the stairs wall, goes loudly off! It’s a good neck and waist exercise. Tear up the stairs through the smoke coming down and nicely exercise those calf muscles. Exercise the right upper arm biceps by whipping open the microwave door and, grabbing the blackened, smoking bag of popcorn. More arm and leg muscles get a workout by running to the door to the outside, quickly pulling it open, and tossing that smoking bag onto the damp lawn.
Keep your index finger flexible by pushing the fire alarm button over and over to shut it up. Give up and take a walk to the outside with it when your ears are ringing with enough hearing exercises. Set the small but loud alarm carefully on the ground, keeping your knees limber.
Spend the next few days getting a whole body exercise workout while you wash throw rugs, the kitchen floor, kitchen countertops, and anything else you can see. Have a big, lung clearing, sigh of relief that the microwave oven survived.
Use your intellect to know that hot buttered popcorn is not worth the work it takes to make it a reality.
First you get a craving for hot buttered popcorn and decide it’s ok to get off the diet for one night. Put the bag in the microwave oven and set the timer. Go downstairs and entertain yourself on the computer while waiting, and anticipate the taste of that hot buttery popcorn.
Whip your head and chair quickly around when the fire alarm, hanging on the stairs wall, goes loudly off! It’s a good neck and waist exercise. Tear up the stairs through the smoke coming down and nicely exercise those calf muscles. Exercise the right upper arm biceps by whipping open the microwave door and, grabbing the blackened, smoking bag of popcorn. More arm and leg muscles get a workout by running to the door to the outside, quickly pulling it open, and tossing that smoking bag onto the damp lawn.
Keep your index finger flexible by pushing the fire alarm button over and over to shut it up. Give up and take a walk to the outside with it when your ears are ringing with enough hearing exercises. Set the small but loud alarm carefully on the ground, keeping your knees limber.
Spend the next few days getting a whole body exercise workout while you wash throw rugs, the kitchen floor, kitchen countertops, and anything else you can see. Have a big, lung clearing, sigh of relief that the microwave oven survived.
Use your intellect to know that hot buttered popcorn is not worth the work it takes to make it a reality.