New Age Lullabye

[Pam]

Hush little baby don't you squall
Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball.
And if you still can't see beyond
Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand.

And if that wand don't change your fate
Momma's gonna teach you to levitate.
And if the astral makes you sick,
Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick.

And if that patchouli just smells rank,
Momma's gonna buy you a sensory deprivation tank.
And if that tank don't float your bones,
Momma's gonna buy you some precious stones.

And if those gems don't ease your heart,
Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart.
And if your planets go berserk,
Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork.

And if your aura still needs kneading,
Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading.
And if your destiny stays hid,
Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid.

And if your chakras still feel stressed,
Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest.
And if power animals don't come to charm ya,
Sorry, kid, it's just your karma.

-Author Unknown

[WPBEAR14]

Pam:
Interesting version of an old standby. It made me chuckle.
Love & light,
POOH

[PsyQuestor]

:laff: LMAO Pam, thanks for the chuckles! Tis good for the aura ya know ;)

Ohhhmmmmm
Oohhhmmmm

:cool2:

[ceceoh]

Sounds like a lullaby for Harry Potter! :wizard:

[VTFlowerGirl]

This is hilarious! thank you!

[jjharts]

ROFLMAO!! How funny!:D :D :D

[Amanda]

Hey, I've got to memorize this version!!!!!!!!!

I could never remember all the words to the old version anyway...LOL..my mom just always made it up as she went along.
She could never remember it either.

Thanks Pam for the laughs!!

[MistyRose49]

Really cute!.....Thanx for sharin' :)

[Dotofoztoto]

Pam, What a great twist on the old "Hush, Little Baby..."! I'm going to print that out! My daughter will LOVE it, too! T4S! :-)

[RaineyL]

Very cute, Pam!

(Tell me, do you think that there could be some special "reason" that you're suddenly into "lullabies"?);)