sgrenard
12-31-2001, 02:07 PM
My friend and colleague Don Watson sent this to survivalscience and I felt it needed to be shared here as well.....enjoy and, as I already said, have a happy, healthy and much, much better 2002:
The Clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed
under one heading: Seriousness.
Scientists from the renowned Clown Academy have already
discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point
located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called
the Clown Chakra. If people are feeling miserable, if they have
financial problems, if their relationship situation is the pits, if they
are in ill health, if they have a need to sue people, if they find fault
with their brothers and sisters then obviously their Clown Chakra is
closed.
When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-
powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad
face, and when the clown chakra is open and functioning normally,
the cells display a happy face. The scientists realized that if a
person is ill, it is because this mind has projected guilt onto the
cells of his body and has forced out the love that is normally found
within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack
Love", or ILL for short.
The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact
that the cells are "out of ease" or "dis-eased". When the Clown
Chakra is open and working (or rather playing) properly, the
psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment,
grievances, unhappiness and so on, and converts the energy into
tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart balloons contain Love
and Joy. These balloons are directed to the "dis-eased" cell or
situation, and a happy face appears instantly. When the light
enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red
heart balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when
anyone experiences them the feeling of separation ends - they
experience being back home and hence are no longer an orphan.
This is the well known "end orphan" (endorphin) effect.
So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists
recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart
shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy. Remember to keep your
Clown Chakra open and remember to laugh ... right out loud ...
The Clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed
under one heading: Seriousness.
Scientists from the renowned Clown Academy have already
discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point
located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called
the Clown Chakra. If people are feeling miserable, if they have
financial problems, if their relationship situation is the pits, if they
are in ill health, if they have a need to sue people, if they find fault
with their brothers and sisters then obviously their Clown Chakra is
closed.
When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-
powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad
face, and when the clown chakra is open and functioning normally,
the cells display a happy face. The scientists realized that if a
person is ill, it is because this mind has projected guilt onto the
cells of his body and has forced out the love that is normally found
within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack
Love", or ILL for short.
The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact
that the cells are "out of ease" or "dis-eased". When the Clown
Chakra is open and working (or rather playing) properly, the
psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment,
grievances, unhappiness and so on, and converts the energy into
tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart balloons contain Love
and Joy. These balloons are directed to the "dis-eased" cell or
situation, and a happy face appears instantly. When the light
enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red
heart balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when
anyone experiences them the feeling of separation ends - they
experience being back home and hence are no longer an orphan.
This is the well known "end orphan" (endorphin) effect.
So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists
recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart
shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy. Remember to keep your
Clown Chakra open and remember to laugh ... right out loud ...