Phrases to use at work or school

[Yardbird]

1. How about never? Is never good for you?

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.

3. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.

5. No, my powers can only be used for good.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

[Don]

These are GREAT! I think I'll make a T-shirt with them on; then I can pick the appropriate ones for whatever meeting I'm currently in.

[Yardbird]

Actually I am all ready to use them on cynics- let's hope for their sake they don't make it to this board! Yardbird

[ceceoh]

Originally posted by Yardbird
Actually I am all ready to use them on cynics- let's hope for their sake they don't make it to this board! Yardbird

Yardie, I just e-mailed those to like, 7 people. On there way through cyberspace. Let's see how long it takes them to come back to you again. :D

[Yardbird]

I wouldn't doubt that I see them again, Cece. Six degrees of separation, you know. My friends think that these type jokes fit my personality, so these are the only fwds that I get. :( But I'm loving all the other Inspirational and Humor posts here- ripping a few off to send, in fact! Yardbird