AngelsMailroom
08-19-2002, 11:43 PM
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
> 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
> sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing
> cars. See if they slow down.
> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
> your voice.
> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
> ask if they want fries with that.
> 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it
> "in"
> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
> everyone has Gotten over their caffeine
> addictions, switch to espresso.
> 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write
> "for sexual favors".
> 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance
> with the prophecy."
> 8. Dont use any punctuation marks
> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh
> hysterically after they answer.
> 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to
> go".
> 12. Sing along at the opera.
> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
> don't rhyme.
> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area.
> Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you
> can't attend their party because you're not in the
> mood.
> 16. Have your coworkers address you by your
> wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
> 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I
> won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
> 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards
> the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives,
> they're loose!!"
> 19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the
> economy, we are going to have to let one of you
> go."
> And the final way to keep a healthy level of
> insanity.......
> 20. [Have the last item edited out by a moderator :)]
> 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
> sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing
> cars. See if they slow down.
> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
> your voice.
> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
> ask if they want fries with that.
> 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it
> "in"
> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
> everyone has Gotten over their caffeine
> addictions, switch to espresso.
> 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write
> "for sexual favors".
> 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance
> with the prophecy."
> 8. Dont use any punctuation marks
> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh
> hysterically after they answer.
> 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to
> go".
> 12. Sing along at the opera.
> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
> don't rhyme.
> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area.
> Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you
> can't attend their party because you're not in the
> mood.
> 16. Have your coworkers address you by your
> wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
> 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I
> won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
> 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards
> the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives,
> they're loose!!"
> 19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the
> economy, we are going to have to let one of you
> go."
> And the final way to keep a healthy level of
> insanity.......
> 20. [Have the last item edited out by a moderator :)]