Some of Life's Burning Questions

[Jude]

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where does that extra penny go?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did "cured ham" actually have?

How is it that we put Man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, who does he/she call?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming, then you realize that you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least, I think that's what he said.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

[Gail]

[smkymtngrl]

That was hysterical, Jude! I especially liked the one about the exercise class

Heather

[Don]

Ah yes... a great way to start the day. Thanks, Jude.

[Jacqueline]

Ctrl, Alt, Delete.......What a beautiful concept for life's mistakes.