(original post edited by moderators, guess who! ;) )

EvolveNow turned on his computer and angrily stared at the start up screen. “Damn that John Edward!” he thought as he heard his modem connect….”Damn him for bringing peace and comfort to those that believe!” EvolveNow’s homepage, http://www.CynicsRUs.com loaded up painfully slow, due to bad programming. “Damn those programmers!” EvolveNow thought to himself.

EvolveNow stomped the floor in frustration, at all the comfort that people like John Edward brought the world. “How dare they!” he thought. His mind raced, trying to find a solution for the terrible comfort that the psychic medium presented to those would believe. His mind raced, in fact, ached from all the thinking. You see, EvolveNow was not used to actually thinking.

“I KNOW!” he finally exclaimed!!! “I’ll flame the JohnEdwardTalk.org” discussion group! That will do it! That will open their eyes! Never again will John Edward bring peace to the those who want it, and I will be the one responsible for opening their eyes!

With that, EvolveNow browsed to JohnEdwardTalk.org, registered, and patiently waited for his confirmation email to arrive. Meanwhile, as he waited, he kicked his dog.

When the long awaited confirmation email arrived, he nearly lept from his ergonomically incorrect programmer’s chair with joy. He logged in….”only seconds away now” he thought, giggling to himself gleefully over his well-thought-out plan….he clicked “new thread” and typed:

Please pray that John Edward is exposed for the fraudulent, smarmy, con-man that he is.

Thank You

M

And so, that is the story of how EvolveNow saved the universe, from the psychic genious, that almost inspired a world.